Monday, May 9, 2011

Solutions Catalogue - rated R!

On behalf of my 17-year-old son who was flipping through the most recent issue of Solutions catalogue, let me just say "OMG!"

I probably receive the catalogue for the same reason my 83-year-old mother-in-law does, because we ordered the homely but durable Vista Stair Treads (pg. 29) for our wood steps. But wait, on page 51 -- just after page 49's "Subtle Butt" discreet odor neutralizers -- is a photographic display of female massagers. No kidding. Solutions' offerings have angles that make it easy to "reach the G-spot" and provide "pinpoint accuracy," not to mention models with illumination, suction and -- wait for it -- "throbber" mode with "truly amazing life-like feel." Why not just wrap the catalogue in brown paper?

Yes, huddled in the pages between facial hair removers, odor-eaters and support hose, we can purchase a pocket-sized, lipstick looking vibrator.

Some might say, "God Bless America!" But now I have to wonder if my mother-in-law is really only buying ugly carpet treads.

Solutions catalogue - making it easier to choose happy.

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